The Light of Courage (TLOC)
featuring Joe_Cracker

Watch these videos

Weird, right? Let me explain. These videos were part of an elaborate joke played on an unsuspecting Joe_Cracker, aka Robert McGee. Joe_Cracker wrote a (terrible) Legend of Zelda script and was confident that it would be made into a movie. He frequently posted about it on - IGN's - message - boards.

So three IGN individuals, Cellius_18, Sexualburgerking, and Orquiox (collaboratively known as CellBurgerOx), pretended to be a semi-famous person (John Grusd) and convinced Joe_Cracker that they were working on getting his movie made. CellBurgerOx are credited with making the above videos, which follow the script exactly and are made "poorly" by intention.

They have a website, which I actually made for them, called DancingTriforce.com. As a thank you, they included a butterfly drawing of mine in TLOC3. See if you can spot it. =P

When you visit their website, you'll see that TLOC4 is now in production. Yay!

Robert McGee's Dad

Cracker also has various geocities websites decorated with garishly bright colors. Right now he is maintaining a message board of his own.

Also, here is some stuff of Cracker's that no one else is willing to host anymore, including his various poorly written scripts. Be sure to watch Unknown Creature, Robert McGee's full length film. Here it is summed up in 4 minutes.

If you watch the movie, you will probably notice a part where Robert's brother, Andrew, says "And then I came across a creature just... gnawing into some food" in an unintentionally sing-song way. It is specifically located at 43:25, or at 2:30 in the 4 minute YouTube version. This line inspired Cellius and SBK to each write a song. When I found out and heard their versions, I was inspired to make one myself.